RE: Why does no one randomly give me five thousand dollars? So unfair.
2008-03-23 20:27:56 by mocmanproductions
First, read this.
Okay, so at first I loved the humor of Emptygoddess' post and her(or his???) responses to other people's comments. It seems like a joking, "Lets see if I can get some cash" post, and it most likely is. But, then I thought, what if this was an honest attempt to get some much needed cash? Crazy thought. And then, I actually thought of making a fundrasier for her. I don't know why I was thinking of doing this, but it all just came to me.
I would use all of the 1500 dollars that I have to start a fundraiser for Emptygoddess. I'm not sure how much it would cost to spread this around the nation, maybe if I'm lucky only about a 500 bucks.
So that leaves me with 1000, than I would need a famous person(not too famous, they ask for too much money. Maybe you, Tom???) to wear a shirt that says "Emptygoddess is more important than AIDs in Africa"
And that would leave me with nothing. But hopefully it would raise enough money for Emptygoddess to be happy for once in her life.
After all of this thinking, I realizied that I had just wasted a good amount of time trying to get more money for someone who probably can live without that $5000.
So yeah, I'm sorry that your life isn't going that well Emptygoddess, but I am not going to give you any money. I have things of my own that I would like to purchase(CAR!!!).
Any comments? Any other ideas on how to raise money with only 1500?